Fuck Ups: Cherry Poppin'

To warm things up here at Fuck Ups, I offer you this sacrificial virgin:

After three months of dating her TA, my friend had decided: she was as horny as hell and ready to be rid of her social anxiety-inducing V-card. Her TA was great: loved it when she showed up on their first date wearing antique flight goggles, enjoyed going down on her, and never got pushy about penetration.

The TA was not just a man she was ready to have sex with, he was a man she wanted to fuck. And he was about to leave for a semester abroad, so her window was narrowing.

When he asked to stay over one night, she excitedly rushed home to meet him. With the TA due to arrive at any moment, she put on her pink teddy and a sexy pout. Then, she unlocked her front door and lay down in bed to wait. There she was, waiting to uncage her virginity... and waiting and waiting and waiting.

But the TA never showed. His excuse was, "Uh, sorry, I got drunk with my friends instead."

Well, if he wasn't going to give it to her lying down, she wasn't going to take it lying down. She did like Dan Savage and Dumped the Motherfucker Already.